9oz Soy Candle — "I Hope This Candle Smells Better Than The Sh*t I Put You Through" (Funny Gift)
Description
When a simple “my bad” isn’t gonna cut it… this candle will.
It’s the perfect peace-offering for anyone who’s survived your chaos, mood swings, questionable decisions, or general gremlin behavior.
Perfect for:
- Partners you’ve stressed out
- Friends who deserve hazard pay
- Anyone who loves you despite your personality
- A cute, funny way to say “I’m trying, okay?”
It’s heartfelt… kind of.
It’s honest… unfortunately.
And it definitely smells way better than whatever you put them through.
Light it as a truce.
Or as a warning you’re probably not done yet.
Product features
- 100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick for a clean, long burn (50–60 hours)
- Reusable glass vessel — cleans easily and doubles as decorative storage2
- ASTM safety compliant and assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
- Glossy permanent adhesive label; one size 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
Care
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Design
Our dedication to excellence extends beyond materials; it encompasses the artistry and craftsmanship illustrated in every piece we create.
